When Lorikeets Attack

"They say its the early bird that gets the worm
thats fine with me
I'd rather have toast and coffee"
-unknown comic country & western singer
I don't know who this old dumpy woman is, but she is very fond of these beautiful lorikeets, and they are very fond of her left-over jelly. The rules for "Breakfast with the Birds" say that you can't feed the birds. The birds say that this is very wrong. This woman chugged her Mimosa and then was sad to learn that she could only have one. She and the birds feel that the rules for "Breakfast with the Birds" need to be rewritten!